Its Lauren

so rose just stubbed her toe, and is now fileing her toe nale
and is in her wardrobe


BIG SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO READS THIS.
love everyone
xxxxxxx



P.S. i have glitterey hair

paris hillton is a mug

when paris first got arrrested, her mugshot was like "oh hey bitches, i'm not going to jail, that's so hot."

when she next got arrested, she actually did serve some jail time, so it's like "oh heyyy umm i'm hot?"

arrested again a week ago (?) and it's like "i'm so hot- IT'S NOT MY COKE OR MY PURSE I PROMISE!"

bless her poor little coked up face...

anyway, i'm.... so much confusion aujord'hui.

nighnightnight xx

awfulawfulawful

manz!

this is how i feel right now:

kidding!

i am a stone warrior

becuz i am not feeling like this

i

am

just

confused.

waht?

whaaat

this is me:

hahaha sorry but that is too funny, while i was looking for a pick of me

oh i realise this is not working, i'll have to blog proepr tomorrah

toodles xxx

realisation

since friday i have had a grand total of two epiphanies.

1. last friday, at lunch, (yes i knoow that last friday was like 4 days ago) i rediscovered the wonder that is cream of tomato soup

actually i've never really liked soup, sooo it's more a recent discovery

so i've ordered a one person thermos flask online ready for some soupehh drinkin' in this here cold weathah.

2. now this second one is less of an epiphany, and more the grim realisation that i shall be murdered in my bed.

this is because susy metioned to me on saturday that the girls in the year above shall eat me alive if they find out about friday, because i'd clearly feel the same way about someone in the year below, which for some reason i had not even thought about

so if posting gets a little sparse, then im either dead, or in hopital

so, in order to take my mind off of all this curfuffle, i decided it was time for some retail therapy and i ordered a nuuuuw dress in time for greg/james' which is a complete waste really, but oh well, i'll wear it again.

unfortunately, as i am still wonderfully jobless, (friday is job seeking day) i don't have enough muns to pay for the dress and to also have enough for this month, sooo i now have an extensive list of chores being marked up by my mum as i type to repay her

so hello window cleaning/gardening/tidying/being her general slave...

except i don't care because i am going to be wearing this beauty

yay chiffon sleeve on the bad arm side hurrah for my ingenuity.

byebyebye

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (<-- in case this is my last post.)

xmasxmasxmasxmas!

just got a whiff of chirstmas tree from somewhere in my house.

!!!!!!!

I CANNOT WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS

p.s. someone buy me an adult version of this

ego boost much?

yesterdayyesterdayyesterdayyestehdanfhuaojf;drga!

finally something slightly interesting happened

which is so refreshing as it's been so standard for soo long. just nothing much going on and then at last we had a party that we actually were in the mood for (it's been months and months and months since we've actually wanted to bother going out)

and it was just such a fun day because everyone was excited for going to gemma's later, and every lesson down was one closer to parteee toime

and just sitting in my free last period was soo nice because i wasn't even doing much but i didn't have crappy history with miss grove

and i was just sitting around listening to music and i just remember listening to this:

and feeling weirdly excited for the first time in a long time. (please excuse the weird anime video that goes along with the song)

then it was just such a nice night getting ready and being slightly hysterical with susy and eva and gemma, and then acting out our plans for each individual night (which ended in everyone just banging under the table)

and then at one point we had the group of 8 of us reunited which was so old and outdated but sort of gave a wave of nostalgia

in general it just felt all different, seeing people i hadn't seen for ages, not doobing and drinking vod instead, and not getting more than tipsy or sad at all was really really nice

though i think the not being sad thing was sort of because i was preoccupied with my valiant conquest of you.
and then finding out, to my surpise, that you'd told eva that 'well she's obviously a seriously attractive girl'... which was an ego boost and a half, then not having to make the first proper move.... eeeee it just cheered me up no end. not that it wasn't just rebound fun, but aghh i've missed getting with people.

and yeah, it felt really nice having people excited for me, and me being all retarted and excited and nervous and lustful makes such a change from being doobed out and sad.

oh god i do remember at one point having my 'doobing prowess' recited to you which was just sooo embarrassing now i think of it.

BUT FOOOK EEEET i'm not going to let me get myself down for once.

byebybye

even if im on the sort of high from last night that is gunna crash and burn soon enoughblahblahblahh

golden oldies

i was looking for that kurt cobain photo i just put on the last post and found some photos of old film camera photos from a family album. not gunna lie, i was clearly jokes as a child and i think things have gone a bit down hill since.

i was unexplicably chinky as a child. like, sort of unaccaptably. don't actually want to put it out there, but foul play anyone?

day 03 - Five favorite songs

hmmm i may have to cheat on this one, because my all time fave song is nirvana's 'come as you are', but it's really hard to decided on the next four.

but, if i have to this is what i think...

1. 'come as you are', 'all apologies', 'the man who sold the world', 'D-7' and 'dumb' are all amazing songs by nirvana

2. anything joni mitchell - especially the album 'blue' -  the songs 'blue', 'river' 'a case of you' and 'last time i saw richard' are soo good

3. probs 'skinny love' by bon iver, because ninny showed it to me and i was in a funny place at the time, and so it's got a lot of strong memories attached to it (criiiiinge)

4. some KOL - 'where nobody knows', 'wicker chair', 'day old blues' and 'soft'

5. 'bigmouth strikes again' by the smiths, 'charlotte sometimes' by the cure,'adam's song' by blink 182, oh and 'down', 'silver dagger' performed by fleet foxes, also their 'mykonos', 'ragged woods', 'tiger mountain peasant song', 'english house'....

agh this is a sham of a list, i'm sorry, probably with more time and effort i could cut it down to 5, but ho-hum here is a selection of some music that means a lot to me instead. also i realise most of this stuff is really really moody, but sometimes i think they mean the most even if they make you feel like crap. songs that make you feel something are always good.

agh ridiculously prententious sounding, i'll move on

time to counter balance with my good and bad day:

it was a good day because i only had two lessons today, which is a rare thing for me. i was going to do some work but i ended up in the common room with susy, where we descended into hysteria whilst the fatman was nosing across from the other side of the room, but we gave up on monster watch and it was good in a sort of my-belly-hurts-from laughing. we also had weirdly deep chats at bridgefoot too. though i only got all this free time because i had to do a crazy maths challenge for an hour and a half but i just gave up in the end after 10 questions, hopefully i'll do bad enough to finally be allowed to stop doing the test.

there was a slight down turn in my day when the vending machine took my 85p. i was really thirsty too. but then i realised if that's the worst my day can offer, it's probably not been a bad day at all.

anyway, i feel like this is a collosus post, so i'll leave you with something tasty

it's sort of ironic that he shot himself in the mouth 28 days before i was born. still, omnomnomnom.

that's not time to make a joke like 'must have heard you were on your way' or whatever NOT CLEVER OR FUNNY

now be gone with you.

p.s. i just found £5! i remember hiding it too, for when im broke. thanks forward thinking me

day 02: reason you started a blog

i started this blog because i really think if i'm going to chat like a complete gay i may as well do it in private (sort of yes i knoww the internet isn't provate but i can't start a diary because my handwriting is terrible and would just put me off there is loads of fonts and stuff here to do it for me (and pretty colours too)). <------------- ooo double brackets, look at me - who am i???

alsoooo

betty did one, i laiked it,

so i'm a copying err if ya knows what i means

and ninneh's is just fantabby, go for it babeee

toodles from c xxxxxx

Day 01 - Photo of you along with ten facts

NUMERO UNO: my eyebrows are ridiculous. they will not stay put for anything.

NUMERO DOS: what you can't tell from this is that I dye my hair red lots

NUMERO TRES: i was a gorgeous "grungy" in year 7. mmmm yeah, work those strippy gloves and combats...

NUMERO CUATRO: (nottttt that nirvana isn't my all time fave band still)

NUMERO CINCO: i'm getting invisible braces in a few weeks poop ooop oopoooo

NUMERO SEIS: i have hyperflexible joints in my elbows and wrists, so i can make myself look very special indeed if i wanna

NUMERO SIETE: i'm an only child. a lonely child. kiddin, i got my cat daisy, ma and pa. alls good.

NUMERO OCHO: my grandma loves to let me know what's what in the fashion world right now. top advice from Sandra

NUMERO NUEVE: i've actually never had a proper boif now i've thought about it. i think i should be mroe sad about that than i actually am.

NUMERO DIEZ: risking sounding like a massive gay, my friends are top-notch thanks.

byebyebye

OMAGAH nooo way

so i'm a sheep, and i'm following beth into the world of blogging - let's see how it goes....

well today was gurrd I fink, even though it was the beginning of school again after half term, so was expecting a crappy day. True Hop-Along-Cassidy was a task and a half, (my dad who's on crutches because he fell over and broke his ankle and is now about as dependant on me and the mamma as a toddler), but that was nothing big, no arguing or curfuffle. The maths crew (Mr Brand, my dad, Mr Brand's daughter and me) in fact arrived at school pretty smoothly.

still I assumed that today would be horrific with a lot of drowsiness, and homework and "new term, new start" ideas being bandied about, but NAH, twas good because:

(1) I had a free last thanks to good old Dr James - which I never have as I do further maths

(2) beff came over after school and we sat around (looked at her old blog) went to the park, doobed

(3) chatted to ma Nineh on da phone for hours and hours practicing evil cackles, nomming down the phone etc.

(4) got some form of contact from you so no longer feel like a total dickhead constantly saying hi first, huzzah, minor victory

now laters,

potatas.